想必現(xiàn)在有很多小伙伴對(duì)于英語(yǔ)小笑話，越短越好，3.4句話，帶翻譯方面的知識(shí)都比較想要了解，那么今天小好小編就為大家收集了一些關(guān)于英語(yǔ)小笑話，越短越好，3.4句話，帶翻譯方面的知識(shí)分享給大家，希望大家會(huì)喜歡哦。

1、Goldfish金魚(yú)

Stan: I won 92 goldfish.

Fred: Where are you going to keep them?

芝士回采答，版權(quán)必究反，未經(jīng)許可需很，安不得轉(zhuǎn)載

Stan: In the bathroom 。

Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?

Stan: Blindfold（蒙眼睛）them!

斯丹：我贏了 92 條金魚(yú)。

弗雷德：你想在哪兒養(yǎng)它們？

斯丹：浴室。

作同化由外那數(shù)，心情計(jì)運(yùn)目段青。

弗雷德：但是你想洗澡時(shí)怎么辦？

斯丹：蒙住它們的眼睛！

2、 The Revenge 欺騙的代價(jià)

Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With alow voice he said to his wife:"When I'm dead I want you to marry farmerJones."Wife:"No, I can't marry anyone after you."Johnson:"But I want you to."Wife:"But why?"Johnson:"Jonesonce cheated me in a horse deal!"

老農(nóng)約翰遜就要死了。他的家人都站在床邊。他聲音低沉地對(duì)妻子說(shuō)：“我死后，我想你嫁給農(nóng)夫瓊斯。” 妻子說(shuō)：“不，在你死后，我不能嫁給任何人?！?約翰遜：“但我希望你這么做?！?妻子：“為什么？” 約翰遜：“因?yàn)榄偹乖谝还P販馬的交易中欺騙了我。”

3、I think that I'm a chicken 我想我是一只雞

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?

Patient: I think I'm a chicken.

了有國(guó)時(shí)來(lái)能高自二文干則，導(dǎo)志極轉(zhuǎn)華難素育。

Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?

Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

精神病醫(yī)師：你哪里不舒服？

病人：我認(rèn)為我是一只雞。

精神病醫(yī)師：這種情況從什么時(shí)候開(kāi)始的？

病人：從我還是一只蛋的時(shí)候開(kāi)始。

4、How do I get the gum out我怎么把口香糖取出來(lái)

Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keeptheir ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed upto her and said,"I'm meeting my wife right away. How do I get the gum outfrom my ears?"

當(dāng)空中小姐給乘客們發(fā)口香糖的時(shí)候，她解釋說(shuō)口香糖有助于他們防止耳鳴。飛機(jī)著陸后，一位乘客跑到這位空中小姐面前，說(shuō)道：“ 我馬上就要見(jiàn)到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖從耳朵里面取出來(lái)呢？”

5、 Where Am I 我在哪兒

An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw afarmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer,"Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?""Yes,"the farmerlooked at him strangely and said,"you are in your car, sir."

一個(gè)英國(guó)人在鄉(xiāng)下開(kāi)車(chē)時(shí)迷了路，他看見(jiàn)一個(gè)農(nóng)民正在附近的地里干活。于是他就把車(chē)開(kāi)過(guò)去問(wèn)那位農(nóng)民：“勞駕，您能告訴我我現(xiàn)在這是在哪兒?jiǎn)?？?“可以?！鞭r(nóng)夫奇怪地看了看他，然后說(shuō)道：“你現(xiàn)在在你的車(chē)子里，先生?！?/p>

6、Chiefis at the wedding 長(zhǎng)官在婚禮上

A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street.

"But officer,"the man said,"I can explain."

"Just be quiet,"snapped the officer."I'm going to put you injail until the chief gets back."

"But ,officer, I …."

"I said to keep quiet! You are going to jail!"

A few hours later, the officer looked in on his prisoner and said,"Youare lucky because the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a goodmood when he gets back."

"Are you sure?"answered the man in the cell."I'm thegroom."

大街上的一個(gè)超速駕駛者被警察攔住了?！暗蔷佟边@個(gè)人說(shuō)道，“我可以解釋的”。“保持安靜”，警察突然說(shuō)道?！拔覍涯闼屯O(jiān)獄，直到長(zhǎng)官回來(lái)。“但是，警察，我，，，”。“我說(shuō)過(guò)了保持安靜，你要到監(jiān)獄了?！睅仔r(shí)后，警察向監(jiān)獄里看了看說(shuō)道“算你運(yùn)氣好，因?yàn)槲覀兊拈L(zhǎng)官正在他女兒的婚禮上。他將帶著一個(gè)愉快的心情回來(lái)的?！?“你確定”在牢房里的這個(gè)人說(shuō)道?！拔揖褪切吕裳健?。

7、Who Is the Laziest 誰(shuí)最懶

Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you aquestion. Who is the laziest person in your class?

Tom: I don't know, father.

Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing andwriting, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?

Tom: Our teacher, father.

父親：哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過(guò)，現(xiàn)在我想問(wèn)你個(gè)問(wèn)題。你們班上誰(shuí)最懶？湯姆：我不知道，爸爸。父親：啊，不對(duì)，你知道！想想看，當(dāng)別的孩子們都在做作業(yè)、寫(xiě)字時(shí)，誰(shuí)在課堂上坐著，只是看人家做功課？湯姆：我們老師，爸爸。

8、TwoBirds 兩只鳥(niǎo)

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now whocan tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside theswallow.

老師： 這兒有兩只鳥(niǎo)，一只是麻雀。誰(shuí)能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎？學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。老師：請(qǐng)說(shuō)說(shuō)看。學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

本文到此結(jié)束，希望對(duì)大家有所幫助。